"Sending a love note to another coworker about another coworker."
-Pablo Pantoja, Tallahassee Resident
"You go into a public restroom with big shampoo bottles underneath your arms and you pretend like you're going to the bathroom, it sounds like you're going for a really long time."
-Jerry Wattendorf, Local Resident
"A few years back I had several members of my staff resign during the same day. I started getting resignation letters from morning until late afternoon and I picked up on about the third one I think."
-Teresa Miles, Brevard County, FL Resident
"The Doctor called me and said, your wife is having a baby and you know she's six months pregnant and I said, no she ain't. She ain't told me about it. I was kind of worried."
-A.J. Rainey, Local Resident
"When I used to live in a dorm room, one of my friends put a bucket of water right on top of a door and he opened the door and boom. He got all wet."
-Joe Walker, Local Resident
