Florida Man Denies Drugs Found in Buttocks Are His

By: AP
By: AP

Bradenton, Florida (AP) --

When sheriff's deputies allegedly discovered a bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man's buttocks, they say he gave a quick explanation.

Manatee County deputies say Raymond Stanley Roberts told them
"The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is."

Deputies stopped the 25-year-old Wednesday, Sept. 29 in Bradenton for speeding. Officers say they smelled marijuana and searched him.
That's when they allegedly found a bag of marijuana between
Roberts' buttocks.

Officers then discovered another bag in there; the report says
it contained 27 pieces of rock cocaine.

The Bradenton Herald reports Roberts was arrested for drug
possession and has bonded out of jail. The person who answered
Friday at a phone number listed for Roberts said it wasn't his.


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  • by Cheryl Location: Florida on Oct 1, 2010 at 04:50 PM
    ROTFLMAO at Anonymous on Oct 1, 2010 at 03:58 PM. Thanks for the laugh, lol.
  • by Anonymous on Oct 1, 2010 at 12:58 PM
    Imagine THAT explanation to the police: "HEY! Where'd THAT come from???? No, officer, that's not mine. I'm not even sure how that GOT there. I bent over at a gas station to tie my shoe and I've felt like I had a wedgie ever since. But it NEVER occurred to me that someone would sneak a bag of coke into my buttcrack. You can't trust ANYONE these days."
  • by CmonMan Location: Tallahassee on Oct 1, 2010 at 12:28 PM
    Maybe someone put it there when he was not looking!
  • by dog Location: gone on Oct 1, 2010 at 10:43 AM
    Who says Drugs don't make you STUPID.
  • by Cows Rule Location: Lovett, FL on Oct 1, 2010 at 10:30 AM
    LMAO Thank you, I needed a good laugh today!
  • by James on Oct 1, 2010 at 10:14 AM
    Officer, I promise you, only that brown stuff is mine, not the green or white!!
  • by Anonymous on Oct 1, 2010 at 09:32 AM
    It does not have to be his in order to get charged. He was charged with possession, not ownership.
  • by Anonymous on Oct 1, 2010 at 08:28 AM
    Soooooo... that's why they call it "CRACK"
  • by Anonymous Location: Tally on Oct 1, 2010 at 07:53 AM
    Maybe he should look and see if he can find that dog he lost in there.
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