Incorporate Your Uterus Online

By: Associated Press
By: Associated Press

MIAMI (AP) -- The American Civil Liberties Union of Florida has a message for women who want complete control over their reproductive health: Incorporate your uterus.

To help women who want to do this, the organization launched the website on Tuesday, which will issue a declaration of incorporation for women who would like one.

Head of ACLU of Florida Howard Simon says "The Florida Legislature - and extreme social conservatives across the country - are taking rules and regulation off of businesses and adding them to uteruses."

Simon says that telling lawmakers that your body is a business "is really the best way to get them to leave it alone."

The website will produce a printable document and shortly, men will be allowed to incorporate an honorary uterus.

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  • by Cat Location: Tallahassee on Apr 6, 2011 at 01:55 AM
    Wait until the ladies who hang around Times Square here about this. Many of them are independent contractors.
  • by Anonymous on Apr 5, 2011 at 08:28 PM
    Unless their "big willies" also has an uterus attached, I would suggest that the legislators keep their laws out of my uterus. The next election could lead to my uterus and her sisters taking their revenge with legislation keeping all those "big willies'" little swimmers well contained or a mandatory snip snip which would most definitely end the need for regulations related to uterus control.
  • by Lip Cheese on Apr 5, 2011 at 05:35 PM
    I incorporated "Big Willy" back in the 70's and have just finished paying child support. Be careful what you incorporate!!!
  • by Buddy Garity Location: tallahassee on Apr 5, 2011 at 04:27 PM
    Just be Mindful. In the corporate world there are hostile takeovers and corporations that don't turn a profit end up in receivership.
  • by humantrick Location: North Florida on Apr 5, 2011 at 03:25 PM
    My epiglottis has been a corporation since 1997...
  • by Anonymous on Apr 5, 2011 at 02:44 PM
    What an it.....
  • by wow on Apr 5, 2011 at 02:27 PM
    I got my laugh for the day!
  • by Anon Location: Perry on Apr 5, 2011 at 02:09 PM
    This is so stupid.
  • by Max on Apr 5, 2011 at 01:55 PM
    this is going to make christians and republicans heads explode trying to figure this one out.
    • reply
      by keith stone on Apr 6, 2011 at 04:45 AM in reply to Max
      Who cares???? You. make sure that when you incorporate some liability coverage for it.
  • by Anonymous Location: Georgia on Apr 5, 2011 at 01:04 PM
    Does this mean Florida is going to allow prostitutes to register as a business? Will they have to buy a business license and pay business taxes? If they have to pay taxes and don't, what can the seize? Can they declare condoms as a business expense?
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